8:00 am- Kids are up and breakfast is started.
8:15 am- Out of nowhere, Handyman Hubby decides to figure out why the "nightlight" of our over-the-range microwave hasn't worked in two years.
8:16 am- Large microwave is in pieces all over our kitchen.
8:17 am- Mom and children leave Hubby to his project.
9:30 am- One hour before the pool opens, Mom realizes baby boy is out of swim diapers.
9:31 am- Mom grabs her coupons and heads to the store for swim diapers.
9:45 am- Mom heads into grocery store, then unknowingly steps into a spill that someone left behind.
9:45:01 am- Mom wipes out on the concrete floor of said grocery store.
9:46 am- While thoroughly embarrassed and in pain, Mom hobbles over to the baby aisle, grabs swim diapers, then drives home.
10:00 am- Mom arrives home to Hubby who greets her with this news-
"You get to go buy yourself a new microwave!"
to which Mom replies...
"Ummm, I don't need or want a new microwave............"
Hubby continues, "Well, you do now!!! I fried the circuit board!"
F A B U L O U S.
10:30 am- Family gets ready, hops in the van, and heads to
And it's only Tuesday... Deeeeeep breath.